Silly Season pranks – lesson 1
December 21, 2005
Today I got this tid-bit from a friend in the e-mail and I command all of ye to go forth and contribute to the Silly Season wholeheartedly!
I personally will be engaging #7 
The 20 Top Things to do on an Elevator This Silly Season
- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: ‘Shut up, all of you just shut UP!’
- Whistle the first seven notes of ‘It’s a Small World’ incessantly.
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: ‘Got enough air in there?’
- Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
- Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
- Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: ‘I’ve got new socks on!’
- Meow occasionally.
- Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
- Walk on with a cooler that says ‘human head’ on the side.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce ‘You’re one of THEM!’ and move to the far corner of the elevator.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask ‘Is that your beeper?’
- Ask people if they’ve read your Blog today?
- Say ‘I wonder what all these do’ and push the red buttons.
- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your ‘personal space.’
- Announce in a demonic voice: ‘I must find a more suitable host body.’
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
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