An important infommercial for Dads

I was recently at a kids birthday party with my daughter and one of the competitions they had was to build a paper airplane and see whose got the furthest.

 

I wished I’d had this important information then so that my daughter could have won the competition instead of me having to look down into those daunting tearful eyes of hers, because her dad’s crappy paper plane had looped the loop more than anyone elses, but only went as far as potentially throwing one of the overweight parents in attendance.

 

So without further adieu I give you…….