An important infommercial for Dads
January 6, 2006
I was recently at a kids birthday party with my daughter and one of the competitions they had was to build a paper airplane and see whose got the furthest.
I wished I’d had this important information then so that my daughter could have won the competition instead of me having to look down into those daunting tearful eyes of hers, because her dad’s crappy paper plane had looped the loop more than anyone elses, but only went as far as potentially throwing one of the overweight parents in attendance.
So without further adieu I give you…….
"The Best Paper Plane Ever"
(special overweight parents building instructions included)
(special overweight parents building instructions included)
Movie Scripts anyone?
January 5, 2006
IMDB has another free movie info service called The Internet Move Script Database (IMSD) to access full movie scripts.
They have an impressive list of movie scripts including a lot of recently released ones.
Via LiveDigitally
Massive Multiplayer Economies
January 5, 2006
I’m currently investigating online massively multiplayer gaming economies for some consulting work I’m currently doing and stumbled onto this great blog by Mark Wallace called, Walkerings. The Blog focuses on conversations around MMOs.
Mark wrote an article for an online mag called The Escapist (A visual feast I must say!). Wallace’s article is on how the economies of MMO’s are changing and discusses a recent event on Eve-Online whereby a shift is occurring to the trust/value system of virtual economies versus the old world economy fall back that many of these games fell into in the past.
It’s an interesting observation and is a very important aspect in designing these virtual economy systems, what ever form they may take.
Can’t make it to the 2006 International CES?
January 4, 2006
Then hop on over to the official CES Blog to see what your missing.
Then when you’ve dried your tears enough to read more…….
Digital Tech News has a great summary of various sites doing news and reviews from the show floor too.
… I had a 2005 New Year’s resolution to go to the 2006 CES, so I guess that’s yet ANOTHER of my New Year’s resolution being time-shifted to next year.
Motorola A1200 looks impressive
January 4, 2006
MobileMag has some goss & shots on the new upcoming LINUX based Motorola smartphone, the A1200.
No idea if it incorporates 3G yet but the 2 megapixel camera can be used as a business card scanner!
Very nice!
Convergence strikes again
December 30, 2005
I’m big on the "c" word! Well who isn’t!
Consumers are being pummelled more and more by technology treats that are changing and morphing into what ever is the flavour of the month. One aspect of these devices that is becoming a compulsory component is the cellular telecommunications.
This will change as we move forward as more types of networks become available to the devices, but the main source of communications with these devices will be mobile telecommunications.
Acer’s latest announcement is now showing the strong consumer pull of 3G technologies being built into their core products as becoming mainstream.
So in the end convergence is a necessity for survival more than an optional extra as some see it today.
Merry Christmas
December 25, 2005
Merry Christmas!
and God’s blessings to you all.
and God’s blessings to you all.
Let’s all strive to make our World
in 2006 a better one for others
and therefore, ourselves.
in 2006 a better one for others
and therefore, ourselves.
Amen.
A not too distant Christmas Eve of the future.
December 24, 2005
It is Christmas time once again & I really love this time of year. Getting together with close friends and family to celebrate the year gone past and wish the best of what is to come along with the great food of the season is a cherished time indeed.
So, at this time of the year lets look to where things might be heading in the not so distance future we will all be participating in soon…… (oh and apologies to any actual living Samuel Talons)
It’s Christmas Eve 2020.
by Shane Williamson
by Shane Williamson
Samuel is walking down the crowded city streets heading to the next store to pick up his final gift. Although the majority of his shopping occurs online, there are still many gifts Samuel shops for in niche arcades were the enveloping aromas, fragrances & sounds of Christmas entice him within. This gift though, was proving a difficult dilemma.
Although Samuel lives in the southern hemisphere and therefore it is the middle of summer, snow is falling all around him on the hustling city street. The virtual flakes are seen by everyone that have their VID (Virtualisation Interpretation Device) eyeglasses with them.
The VID like glasses allow virtualisation of the physical surrounding environment, showing representational information on real world objects. VIDs allow the user to see virtual projected images from a meter to hundreds of meters away. The VID is therefore a personalised virtual heads up display that the user sees through. The system is dynamic according to what the viewer is looking at, the amount of light available and what the user is operating.
All of Samuel’s personal digital devices use a technology called GreenIce Networking to communicate and share information & Cell processor time amongst themselves & other trusted sources that Samuel walks by and those that pass by him too.
The VID attaches wirelessly to a grid network of many different devices and networks. Cars, telegraph poles, buildings and even other people allow a multi-broadband connected mesh. Relevant and relative information is constantly updated to his devices through their various connections, displaying appropriately within the VID.
Watching the superimposed map & directions to get to the next shop within his VID, means Samuel can navigate through these unfamiliar parts of the city very easily and comfortably.
Samuel grimaces as he passes a small shop on his right that is using a virtual Rudolf the Reindeer to busk specials to the bustling people going past. Although the ten foot tall cartoon like character is extremely well created and looking, it’s the Arnold Schwarzenegger like voice it is using for the English version of it’s sales pitch that doesn’t seem to fit well at all. The busking system distributes a virtual translation according to the users language preference, so if Samuel spoke German fluently he would hear the virtual busker in that language.
Samuel turned the corner as the VID directions changed to show a short cut through a street joining mall. The mall has one of Samuel’s favorite coffee shops in it and a personalised virtual noticeboard shows what discounts he gets with his Frequent Cup-of-Joe Club ID. Definitely time for a medium Soy Chai, thinks Samuel.
As Samuel approaches the assistant, her VID shows Samuel’s Frequent Cup-of-Joe Club ID details and she greets him warmly. "Good Day, Mr Talon will you be having the usual today?"
Samuel responds "yes, thank you" and a virtual receipt is displayed in the corner of the VID screen. He looks at the virtual PURCHASE button near the receipt for a couple of seconds. The retinal scanner in his VID completes his part of the transaction securely.
Samuel glances around the adorning Christmas decorations of the shop waiting for the Soy Chai to be made to his Frequent Cup-of-Joe Club requirements, like his sweet tooth’s need for extra honey.
A ladies scream out in the mall’s main concourse causes Samuel to turn quickly to it’s source. A lady is on the ground at the far end of the mall looking toward a man running away with some parcels. Samuel looks at a virtual RECORD button within his VID and begins taking a video of the scene before him. As it happened so quick, he is just able to video the offender running past him and then into the street beyond. By the time he turns back to the lady on the mall floor, she is already being helped by other perambulating shoppers and there is no need to go to her assistance. One of the people assisting her alerts the police.
Within a couple of minutes the police broadcast a message to everyone with VIDs in the vicinity for a description or photo of what happened. With Samuel’s video and a couple of other pictures from other shoppers, the local police already have photographic identification and evidence to the person who had committed the misdemeanor.
Samuel and the other shoppers who supplied evidence will later receive community commendations to their citizenship rankings. Citizen ratings help people be recognised instantly for their contribution and participation through peer ranking and accredited community service systems. It is the basis for a trust network that adds validation to people’s digital identities. These digital identities transcend any physical ones by how they change constantly with their use. For instance Samuel’s ability to help the police solve crimes quickly, assist him by getting reduced council rates for his place of residence.
Samuel sips his hot chai frustrated that the virtual snow fall seen within his VID has him buying the wrong temperature beverage for the hot balmy evening it really is. He strolls out from the mall to deal with his previous shopping dilemma of the evening and that is what to buy his girlfriend for Christmas, since she hadn’t updated her online wish-list which still had last year’s present wish of a Burmese Tabby…..hmmmm maybe a puppy this year!?!?!?
NY Times list 10 Most Blogged Books… but.
December 21, 2005
So the NY Times has a list of the 10 Most Blogged Books. They supposedly got the details from "5,000 of the most trafficked Blogs"…. Ok so whose keeping that ranking!?!?! Unfortunately the list seems very US centric.
Titles of note that got high Bloggulation are
#2 Harry Potter & The Half Blood Prince (yeah ok Blogged that)
#8 GUNS, GERMS, AND STEEL: THE FATES OF HUMAN SOCIETIES (Cameron will love that)
#14 1984 (My high school English nightmares return)
It is interesting that God’s Debris didn’t get a mention though…
Silly Season pranks – lesson 1
December 21, 2005
Today I got this tid-bit from a friend in the e-mail and I command all of ye to go forth and contribute to the Silly Season wholeheartedly!
I personally will be engaging #7 
The 20 Top Things to do on an Elevator This Silly Season
- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: ‘Shut up, all of you just shut UP!’
- Whistle the first seven notes of ‘It’s a Small World’ incessantly.
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: ‘Got enough air in there?’
- Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
- When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
- Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
- Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: ‘I’ve got new socks on!’
- Meow occasionally.
- Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
- Walk on with a cooler that says ‘human head’ on the side.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce ‘You’re one of THEM!’ and move to the far corner of the elevator.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask ‘Is that your beeper?’
- Ask people if they’ve read your Blog today?
- Say ‘I wonder what all these do’ and push the red buttons.
- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your ‘personal space.’
- Announce in a demonic voice: ‘I must find a more suitable host body.’
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
